small mistake done can cause alot

A Baker was asked to print 1st John 4:18 on a wedding cake and he forgot the “1st” and printed John 4:18.
1st John 4:18 reads
'There is no fear in love. But perfect love cast out fear, because fear has torment. He that fears is not made perfect in love.”
John 4:18 reads
'For you have had five husbands; and he whom you now have is not your husband'

Remember that small mistakes are not always that small!!

abcd.......k

fter being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her slowly, then said:

"You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

She asks: "What does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.

She smiled happily and said:

"Oh, that’s so lovely. …. What about I, J, K?"

He said, "I’m Just Kidding…!"

His left eye is still swollen……….but the doctor has informed him that he is likely to see things much clearer in the future…

thought of the day

There was this man who saw a scorpion floundering around in the water. He decided to save it by stretching out his finger, but the scorpion stung him. The man still tried to get the scorpion out of the water, but the scorpion stung him again. Another man nearby told him to stop saving the scorpion that kept stinging him. But the man said, "It is the nature of the scorpion to sting. It is my nature to love. Why should I give up my nature to love just because it is the nature of the scorpion to sting?"
LESSON:
Don’t give up loving. Don’t give up your goodness even if the people around you sting you. The greatness comes not when things are always going well for you. But the greatness comes when you’re really tested, when you take some knocks, some disappointments, when sadness comes… Because only if you’ve been in the deepest valley can you ever know how magnificent it is to be on the highest mountain.

Do they really need a Jod or Education?

we will always be kenyans

1. You unwrap all your gifts carefully, so that you can reuse the
wrapper.
2. You call a person you’ve never met before uncle or aunt.
3. More than 90% of the music CD’s and cassettes in your home are illegal copies
4. Your garage is always full of stuff because you never throw anything away, just in case you need it someday.(a gum boot without a partner and the baby walker – baby’s now 12 and you are 48)
5. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottle from your stays at hotels. (Gocool, Sweet heart, African pride….)
6. You have almost always carry overweight baggage when travelling by plane.
7. If a store has a limit on the quantity of a
product, then each member of the family will join separate queues to purchase the maximam quantity possible. (sugar,soap,rice,cooking fat etc etc during old good days)
8. All children have annoying nicknames.
9.. Nobody in your family informs you that they are coming over for a visit. ( uncle, wife, sis-in-law, two nephews and a neighbour) have camped at home.
10. You stuff your pockets with, mints and toothpicks at restaurants. ( Murray mints, wrappers, and salt shakers!)
11. Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and does not talk to her for 10 years.
12. You only make telephone calls at a cheaper rate at night (especially beepers).
13. You never have less than 20 people to meet you at the airport or see you off even if it is a local flight.
14. You keep changing your Internet Service Provide because the first month is free.. (I know some people O!…..)
15. Office supplies mysteriously find their way to your home.(Yes,staple machine, office pins, punch machine,cellotapes, post-its,etc.)
16. When you are young, your parents buy you clothes and shoes at least two sizes too big so that they would last longer.

what do u really see? seriously

amazing

who-was-that?!

A Husband and wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door.

In walks her husband’s friend Ben. The woman tells him her husband’s in the shower and asks if he can come back later. Instead, Ben steps in and quietly says, “I have $400 in my pocket. I’ll give it to you if you’ll open your bathrobe for me.”

She’s offended, but really needs the money so she agrees, opens her robe, and lets Ben have a quick peek before doing it up again. Ben gives her the $400, and she opens the door for him to leave, but he says, “I have another $400 in my other pocket. I’ll give it to you if you let me touch your br*a*ts.”

Now she’s really mortified, but again, she needs the money, so she undoes her robe and lets him have a quick feel. Taking the other $400 from him, she lets him out the door.

Going back upstairs, she gets back in the shower with her husband, feeling a little bit guilty.

“Who was that?” the husband asks.

“Oh, that was just Ben,” the wife answers.

“Ben?” the husband says. “That jerk owes me 800 bucks!”

Wife Vs Girlfriend

Wife is like a TV *
*Girlfriend is like a MOBILE *
*At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take ur MOBILE*
*No money, u sell the TV, got money u change ur MOBILE*
*Sometimes u enjoy TV, but most of the time u play with ur MOBILE*
*TV is free for life, but for the MOBILE , if you don’t pay, the services
will be terminated*
*TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!*
*But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable*
*Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is
often high and demanding*
*TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn’t*
* MOBILE is a two-way communication
(u talk and listen),but with the TV you
MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)*
*Most Importantly:*
*TVs don’t have viruses, but MOBILE ’s often do…*

Drunken man

A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest cough to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing.

The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.

Finally, the drunk replies, “No use knocking, there’s no paper in this one either.”

Everybody’s job

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

funny thing

Little James was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked on him to answer a question.

"James," she said, "if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"

"None," replied James, "because I would shoot one and the rest would fly away."

"Well, the answer I was looking for is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you are thinking."

Then Little James said, "I have a question for you now.

If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting the cone and the third was sucking the cone, which one is married?"

The teacher blushed and answered meekly, "Well, I’m not sure. I guess the one sucking the cone…"

"No," said Little James, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you are thinking!"

Being me

The strength and happiness of a man consists in finding out the way in which God is going, and going that way too.